louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

(Source: rivercourts, via someone-somewheree)

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan, via aaronthemicrowave)

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

(via mostlyghosties)

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via aclichestoryofagirl)

pilcachu:

never trust an atom

they make up everything

(via fartgallery)